Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!
I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.
I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Pickles is my thing.
My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
