RuPaul Quotes
Rosé: I’m feeling absolutely stunalina with my Norvina.
RuPaul: Woo!
Norvina: I think we have our new slogan.
Again, these are questions so easy even The Pit Crew knows the answer.
RuPaul: Best of all, your assigned psychic pairings, you’ll need to makeover … each other.
[The queens stare at each other]
Tina Burner: [In confessional] This is a makeover challenge, and I have been paired with a Scottish caveman.
Spirits far, spirits near, make my drag queens reappear!
I think I can see her sex pistol!
How’s your head … wig?!
I like big buttons and I cannot lie!
Her milk bottle brings all the toys to the yard!
Attention, Queens! You all have a chance to return to the competition, but first, you must give one of your fellow queens THE CHOP! Let the voting begin.
RuPaul: Tonight, we’re doing things just a little differently. For the first time in Drag Race herstory, we’re kicking off the season with six lip-syncs for your lives. Now, some will shante and some will sashay away.
Michelle Visage: Wow.
RuPaul: Ooh child, you ain’t ready for this.
[All the judges laugh.]
RuPaul: Michelle Visage, what do you think of the new judges panel?
Michelle Visage: Baby, I feel like I’m the head teller at RuPaul’s Savings & Loan.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle Visage: Wanna make a deposit?
[Michelle makes a gesture and everyone laughs]
RuPaul: My queen, is there anything you’d like to say?
Shea Coulee: My name is Shea Coulee and I didn’t come to slay … I came to win!
