It do take nerve to flatten the curve.
Michelle Visage: Guys, you better brace yourselves for this one. It’s the molar opposite of what she’s worn before.
[The judges laugh]
RuPaul: Hey Gigi, how’s your head … gear?
The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, we fall in love with them. That’s the hard point is being willing to be honest.
Ross Mathews: I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times: “Two Cox is always better than one.”
Michelle Visage: I agree.
RuPaul: That’s true. Bam!
RuPaul: Are you ready to give them the Drag Race fantasy of their lives?
RuPaul: Here they come. Just act natural, act natural.
[All the queens do dramatic poses]
RuPaul: Can I get a “Amen” up in here?
Michelle Visage: Amen! Jeff Goldblum, call me!
RuPaul: I need to remind you that this is a mother of two. A mother … of two.
[All the judges laugh]
Michelle Visage: Two breasts.
RuPaul: Now, let’s move on down here to Maria the Robot. Hi Maria!
Gigi Goode: [Moves robotically to RuPaul] What’s up, B****?
RuPaul: Nicky Doll, what say you?
Nicky Doll: Due to the challenge, I would say myself. I believe I could’ve been wittier in my own language. I have to translate what I say.
RuPaul: Alright, so say if it wasn’t you, which of the other girls would you choose?
Nicky Doll: Ummmm … only due to the runway, I would have to say Heidi.
RuPaul: Which girls were upset by the roles they got?
Gigi Goode: I could kinda see Widow upset that she didn’t get the role she wanted.
RuPaul: [To Widow Von’Du] You wanted to play Blac Chyna, is that right?
[All the queens laugh]
Pit Crew, your patients await. And ladies, I’m sorry to inform you, there will be no anal option.
Leslie Jones: Girl, you better work!
RuPaul: Leslie, are you recording this?
Leslie Jones: Yeah, girl! This is how I do it at home. I live-tweet live!
[They all laugh]
Leslie Jones: And you is bomb! You look like a banana birthday cake! [RuPaul giggling]
RuPaul: And you look amazing!
Leslie Jones: Thank you! I am channeling Diana Ross tonight.
RuPaul: Call her “Ms. Jones.”
[Leslie bursts out laughing]