This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the shit out of Jenni.

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

I'm done with it. Done.

Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.

I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl's number...

Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't?

Sammi: I specifically didn't go out because I was waiting for you at home. Like a bitch.
Ronnie: You are a bitch.

Ron ... compose yourself.

We're having another great night out, then the next thing I know, I turn around and Ronnie's $h!tfaced wasted. And I don't appreciate it.

I feel like Ron is mind gaming me a little. And it's not cool.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.


[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.