Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.

It wasn't working out so we just both decided to be single.

I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.

[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?

[to Ronnie] To us, past the Jersey Shore.

I feel like it is the perfect place to go to. Like, somewhere out of Seaside. We're getting away from it all.

No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Ronnie's in prime creep mode.

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.

I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'

Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.


[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.