Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth,...

Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.

Ron

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
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Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.

Ron

They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.

Leslie
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