Mindy Kaling Quotes
A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.
Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.
Oh my God! It's my favorite kind of cake, gigantic.
I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.
Rishi, you can not be this little idiot that I have to take care of anymore. Because, spoiler alert, there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.
Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?
Maybe I'll just go, yeah, out in the night into the cold armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.
Ethnic people slap each other all the time. It's like half of reality TV.
Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.
Mindy: That's right 'cause in this family you gotsa do your chores.
Annette: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help
She seemed really sincere, like when she tells me she hates my make up.
