Malcolm: Talk to me about Caleb's gonads.
Edrisa: Oh, with pleasure. Upon further examination, we found sperm in Caleb's urethra, which indicates --
JT: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why'd you point over there?
Edrisa: That's where Caleb's penis is.
JT: I'm out.

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Prodigal Son Season 1 Episode 9: "Pied-A-Terre"
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Prodigal Son Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Eve: I've been meaning to ask about your mother. How is she?
Malcolm: No longer armed, but still a little dangerous. 
Eve: Good. All women should be a little dangerous.

Gabrielle: I can't disagree with your feelings, Malcolm, they're yours. But there is another way of interpreting that nightmare. Were you aroused by that dream? Malcolm: Sexually? I was skewered.
Gabrielle: Penetrated. By a sword.
Malcolm: Fine. There were some erotic elements.
Gabrielle: Malcolm, what if this dream is a different part of your subconscious demanding to be heard? The part that needs sleep, food, sex.
Malcolm: It's a little Freudian, but I'll go for it.