Ben: I want this person arrested.
Mike: Do you even know who did it?
Ben: Pretty obvious! Mayor Jessup. Didn't you see his anti-Patience ad?
Liv: Yeah. It's horrible. Ooh, looking forward to the corn maze, though.
Mike: Oh! Me too. I heard a rumor back in the '70s. Kid got lost in it for two weeks and had to eat his friend. See? That's a Goddamned good maze.
Ben: Sure, kids eating kids is fine in Jessup. We find one foot in our lake, suddenly, people think our town isn't safe!

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With my people coming to kill everyone on earth, I will need a bunker to survive. I will fix it up and present it to Asta as her new home. We will live, and all the beer-drinking douchebags can fry.

Harry [internal dialogue]

Harry: You don't know anything about space. You are a Colorado octopus.
Octopus: Is that where we are? Shit. I thought this was India. THAT is an Indian rug. You are appropriating their culture. That's not a good look, man.
Harry: I saw it at a red tag sale for five dollars. I had to buy it. Plus, I think it really brings the room together.