The apartment elevators are always slower than the offices, because you don't have to be home on time.

Jerry

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Jerry Seinfeld
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1: "The Ex-Girlfriend"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

You know, when you read Moby Dick the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Jerry

Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.