The mother of my children with the reason for my children!

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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 9: "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 9 Quotes

Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.

(Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.)
Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
Homer: Done.
(Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.)
Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.