The movers tracked grease all over my carpet. I tried everything...

Bonnie: The movers tracked grease all over my carpet. I tried everything to get the stain out.
Lois: What about lemon juice?
Bonnie: Oh, what about club soda?
Stewie: What about shutting the hell up?


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Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 1 Episode 5: "A Hero Sits Next Door"
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Family Guy
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