Jess: The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!
Guy: It's really a medical issue.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Jess Day
Episode:
New Girl Season 2 Episode 23: "Virgins"
Show:
New Girl
Tag:
Zooey Deschanel
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.

I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.

Schmidt