Berta: There are better things I am more interested in than my birthday...
Alan: You would not believe what happened to me today!!!
Berta: I stand corrected.


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Characters:
Alan Harper, Berta
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9: "I Scream When I Pee"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
Related Quotes:
Alan Harper Quotes, Berta Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 Quotes

Walden: I love you Berta.
Berta: You are one sentimental little taco.

Alan: My ex-wife tried to seduce me.
Lyndsey: Judith flirted with you?
Alan: Oh God no!!
Lyndsey: The beautiful one?