Evan: There you are. You want some eggs?
Hank: No, I don't.
Evan: That's good,'cause I only made enough for me.

Hank Lawson, Evan Lawson
Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 7: "Crazy Love"
Royal Pains
Related Quotes:
Hank Lawson Quotes, Evan Lawson Quotes, Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes, Royal Pains Quotes
Added by:

Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

(Katie earlier referred to Hank as "M.S.G.")
Hank: What's an M.S.G.?
Evan: Medical super god.
Hank: Oh, alright.
Evan: Miniature sex gimp. Mumbling snow gerbil.
(Much later, Evan's still guessing what it means.)
Evan: Macho surfing guru, right? No? Mucus spewing growth.
(Still, much later...)
Evan: Medieval slut gatherer. Man seeking guacamole. Manatee...

Evan: Hi, there. You looking for somebody? Maybe somebody who knows how to surf without perling?
Katie: You got me. I like to base my relationships on surfing technique.