There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin, with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him.

Dean Pelton

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Community Season 1 Episode 22: "Modern Warfare"
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My boys are going to make me breakfast in bed for mother's day. Well, actually I'm goin' to make the breakfast and get in bed, but they're going to bring it to me.


Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.

Pierce [to Jeff, regarding Britta]