Abby: This couch is so dirty, I really feel like I'm having an adventure.
Davis: You should see the bathroom. It's like being in Bangladesh.
Abby: You know, if my sister weren't pregnant, I never would've met you.
Davis: Well, if my best friend hadn't had sex with her, I never would have met you.


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Accidentally on Purpose Season 1 Episode 7: "The Godfather"
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Accidentally on Purpose
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Accidentally on Purpose Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Billie: So I met this cute, funny guy. And even if I'm so gigantic I can't even see if I need a bikini wax... I think he was flirting with me.
Abby: Of course, he was. We're the Chase sisters. People chase us.

Sully: Congratulations to you and your husband.
Billie: Oh, nope. No husband. No boyfriend. No contraception!