This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks fist.


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South Park Season 14 Episode 4: "You Have 0 Friends"
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South Park Season 14 Episode 4 Quotes

Stan: Are you doing that stupid Facebook stuff again?
Cartman: Stupid Facebook stuff...
Stan: Why are you guys in here wasting your time? We're supposed out playing video games.

Kyle: I could really use a friend right now.
Stan: Okay dude, I'm here for you.
Kyle: Okay, then get on Facebook and fertilize my crops.