Ted: This salad taste like sun screen
Janitor: That's because you put sun screen on it
Ted [tastes face]: Ahh! I put ranch on my face!

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The Janitor, Ted Buckland
Scrubs Season 8 Episode 15: "My Soul On Fire, Part 2"
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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 15 Quotes

I am not a strong public speaker, nor am I good with the Bible, so we'll see how this goes


Jordan: Remember when my dog died, you told me he went to doggie hell? And then you told me my mom was going to go to doggy hell when she dies?
Cox: Because of her doggy face?
Jordan: Right!