J.D.: Cabbage! Cabbage and Mark: Yes sir. J.D.: Oh no, Mark. I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Cabbage. Mark: But my last name's Cabbage. J.D.: I know that, but I've nicknamed you "Wolfman" for your keen sense of smell. J.D.'s narration: And your ridiculously hairy torso. J.D.: Now, what can I do you for? Cabbage: Dr D., is the IV supposed to leak like this? J.D.: Well, yes and no. Mostly no. Really, really all no.