Tom: Twilight is dope. I couldn't put it down. It was like she was peering into my soul.
Kelly: Sing it, friend. Here, book two. Twilight: New Moon. Get crackin'.
Tom: There's a second book?
Kelly: And a third. And a fourth.
Tom: No [expletive] way.


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Tom Haverford
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 3: "Time Capsule"
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Hey, Leslie. I have an idea. Why don't we put Eduardo in there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies.

Andy

Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.

Tom