Evan: Uh, have fun at Sunday brunch, by the way.
Hank: Aww, you're bitter about Hankapalooza.
Evan: No. No, I'm not bitter. Not at all, man. Hank-o-rama. Hankstock!
Hank: Stop doing bad things to my name.


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Characters:
Hank Lawson, Evan Lawson
Episode:
Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 4: "TB or not TB"
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Royal Pains
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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Evan: 1986 called. It wants its shorts back.
Hank: (wearing short shorts) I missed laundry day this week. Cut me some slack.

Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.