Unless you’re a seal, getting a fish is a desperate cry for help.

Abby: Which one of these pet fish looks like the most fun? This one has kind eyes and seems like a good listener, but this one’s name is Zazzle.
Dan: Unless you’re a seal, getting a fish is a desperate cry for help.


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Night Court Season 1 Episode 4: "Dan Vs. Dating"
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I hate to spoil all your fun, but my dating dates are behind me. Course there was a time I would’ve killed for this kind of attention. And almost did. Not a human, a chicken. A voodoo doctor back in Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana, told me that an animal sacrifice would make me irresistible to the fairer sex. Anyway, let’s get back to these weirdos.

Dan

Abby: Am I crazy or has someone been getting a lot of lady attention lately?
Gurgs: Connie from Probate won’t stop talking about the dashing new defense attorney with thick hair and a tush worth a push. Connie’s a big ol’ freak!

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