Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible.
Peter: Umm... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital


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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2: "Holy Crap"
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

I didn't know there was a five a.m. mass. I didn't even know there was a five a.m. What else haven't you told me!?

Chris

Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Oh, yeah. [Points to a barn] Look, there's Harvard.
Pope: That's just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, I see someone went to Yale