Bart: We came to talk to you about your son.
Rabbi Krustofski: I have no son! (Slams door)
Bart: Oh, great, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
Rabbi Krustofski: (Re-opens door) I didn't mean that literally! (Re-slams door)


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Character:
Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 6: "Like Father, Like Clown"
Show:
The Simpsons
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Bart Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
Krusty: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty: Hello!?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.

Bart: Poor Krusty.
Lisa: A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.