Jess: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy.
Nick: I don't you're trying that hard.

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.