Well, if I was your dad, and you were your mom, and the you that...

Dean: Well, if I was your dad, and you were your mom, and the you that wasn't your mom was another girl, I would never let anyone take the you-mom.
Triana: That would be really sweet... if it wasn't so confusing.


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Characters:
Dean Venture, Triana Orpheus
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Venture Brothers Season 4 Episode 7: "The Better Man"
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Venture Brothers
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Venture Brothers Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Orpheus: The time is now! Triad, join me! For I am Dr. Orpheus! Master of Mysticism!
The Alchemist: I don't want to do that introducing ourselves bit. It's goofy. let's not die being goofy.
Jefferson Twilight: I'm with Al. Maybe we could sing a Stevie Wonder song together.
The Alchemist: Yeah, that's not much better.

Torrid's a dick. Who does that? Who opens up Hell? Honestly?

Jefferson Twilight
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