Barney: What are these axes for?
Chief Wiggum: I dunno, chopping stuff.
Barney: Gotcha. (chops down the Simpson's mailbox)
Chief Wiggum: That's some nice choppin'.


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Characters:
Chief Wiggum, Ralph Wiggum, Barney Gumble
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3: "Homer the Heretic"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Homer

Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
Marge: Your father is... resting.
Bart: Resting "hung over," resting "got fired," come on, help me out here!