Meredith: What should we do with all these leftovers?
Stanley: I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.
Dwight: No, no, no. This is your last meal. There will be no leftovers.
Creed: I can bring these to my shelter.


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Characters:
Dwight Schrute, Creed Bratton, Stanley Hudson
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight Loss"
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The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

Michael

Dwight: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looks to Michael for a "That's what she said," but Michael is silent] Really? Nothing?