Producer: What the hell is that?
Cartman: Thats Gobbles. The physically challenged turkey.

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South Park Season 4 Episode 13: "Helen Keller! The Musical"
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I can't dude, Timmy has a boner for it.

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Mr. Mackey: Every year the fourth graders do "The Miracle Worker", and every year we have to sit and watch it.
Principal Victoria: Yeah, I swore that if I had to see it one more time I'd put a bullet in my head. But luckily, I got really stoned before I came.