Who would have sex with a chicken? I would. Aw you couldn't ...

Father Maxi: Who would have sex with a chicken?
Halfy: I would.
Mr. Garrison: Aw you couldn't screw anything Halfy, you don't have any legs.
Father Maxi: Have some respect for people's feelings, would you Halfy?


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Character:
Mr. Garrison
Episode:
South Park Season 2 Episode 3: "Chickenlover"
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South Park
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South Park Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Now move along, or I'll be forced to execute every one of you by gunshot to the head.

Officer Barbrady

Reporter: Has chicken f(bleep)er left any clues at the crime
Officer Barbrady: All right, I admit it! I can't read! Are you happy now? You pushed and you pushed, and now you know my deep dark secret; I'm illegitimate!

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