Whoa, what are all those stains? Blood, urine or semen. Oh g...

Michael: [looking at hotel bed under black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.


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Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 2: "The Convention"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

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Angela
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