Why am I sleeping when right next door is every kid's dream - - a fat, suggestible, zombie dad?

Bart

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Character:
Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19 Quotes

We're not thieves. We're scavengers. Like the beautiful vulture, or the heroic tapeworm, or America's sweetheart, the maggot.

Homer

Marge: I'm sorry, Maggie, but growing up means giving up the things you love.
Grampa: It's true. I had to give up everything but raisins, and the doctor says even those are killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails they are.