Therapist: Why do you think your'e weird?
Charlie: What's weird? Would it be weird if you survived an abortion? Would it be weird if you shared a bed with a man who may or may not be your father? ... Would it be weird if you ate cat food to go to sleep? And you have such a fascination with cats that you glue cat hair to the back of your neck?


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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 5: "The Gang Gets Analyzed"
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 5 Quotes

Mac: I gained and lost 60 pounds in 3 months.
Therapist: That's almost impossible.
Mac: Well, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.

Dennis: I have a background in academic psych from an Ivy League School. Not from... La Salle.
Frank: Sounds like a pasta dish.