With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.

Mike

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Episode:
Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2: "The Tanned Triangle"
Show:
Jersey Shore
Star:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.

Jenni

I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.

Vinny