With you, sex is kinda like going on space mountain. It's a good...

With you, sex is kinda like going on space mountain. It's a good ride, but there's never any real danger. With Alan, it's like being in the back seat of a car driven by a really smart kangaroo. He may go up on the curb a couple times, but he'll get you there

Kandi [to Charlie]

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19: "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

Alan: Jake, what are we going to do? You've really fallen behind this year.
Jake: I know, I think it's a delayed reaction to your divorce.
Alan: Oh?
Jake: Yeah, it took awhile, but my teachers have finally stopped feeling sorry for me

Jake: We had a surprise test today.
Alan: And?
Jake: I was really surprised

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