Grampa: Would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?
Lawyer: Yes, that would be acceptable.


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Character:
Grampa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 21: "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa

Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?