Jerry (on Keith Hernandez): Yeah, he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.
George: I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?
Jerry: So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.


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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 17: "The Boyfriend: Part 1"
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Jerry: I'm Vandelay Industries?
George: Right.
Jerry: And what is that?
George: You're in latex.
Jerry: Latex? And what do I do with latex?
George: You manufacture it.

(in a condescending tone) And you want to be my latex salesman?

Jerry