Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce. But now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

Tom

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Tom Haverford
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.

Ron

They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.

Ron