Josh: That was amazing. You were amazing.
Melissa: Oh, no.
Josh: You were.
Melissa: Okay, I was. But, to be fair, being in a musical made it pretty easy. It's the first time I've ever had a baby come out completely dry.
Josh: Yeah, that was weird.


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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 4: "Suddenly"
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Schmigadoon!
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Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Emma: You're the one who broke poor Betsy McDonough's heart, then crossed the footbridge with every woman in town in some pathetic attempt to bag a wife. And how'd that work out? Get yourself a good one?
Josh: Ah, still looking.

Josh: You didn't tell me there were going to be naked people.
Melissa: I didn't know. Dave didn't mention it. Oh no, is Dave going to be naked?
Josh: His character is called The Unprotected Secret Truth so I'm thinking yes. I cannot see Dave naked.
Melissa: Sure you can. We're doctors.
Josh: I operate on knees. This is way above my pay grade.