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Yes. You know, you may be a little too young for CCD. You’re not going anymore.

Jane: Well, she had a puppy, and the puppy died. So she got a new puppy. But then, out of nowhere, the other puppy was found.

Mateo: Where?

Jane: Wandering.

Mateo: Like Moses?

Jane: No. Not like Moses. In Montana. The point is, now she has two puppies, but her parents won’t let her have two puppies, so what’s the plan for that?

Mateo: I don’t know?

Jane: Exactly. Because there is now plan. My friend has to come up with a plan. But religion makes it seem like it will all magically work itself out which is totally false.

Mateo: It is?

Jane: Yes. You know, you may be a little too young for CCD. You’re not going anymore.

Mateo: Okay. Do you think we could have the other puppy though?

Narrator: Holy hell.

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