South Park Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Cartman: If a girl pulled that with me I'd be like: "Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy in my dad's bed"!
Kyle: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying Stan's a wuss is all.

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Bebe: I'd want a pot-bellied elephant.
Pip: Yes! I'd pay $50 for one!

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• Added: February 09, 2010