Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making...

Cartman: If a girl pulled that with me I'd be like: "Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy in my dad's bed"!
Kyle: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying Stan's a wuss is all.


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South Park Season 1 Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
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South Park
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South Park Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

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