You can't choose who you love.
Diana: So how did you figure it out?
Alan: What? That I was gay?
Alan: [laughs] It all started with Wally Cleaver.
Alan: I couldn't stop thinking about Wally Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
Diana: Come on.
Alan: It's true. I thought about him all the time, and sometimes I kissed the TV.
Diana: Sounds romantic.
Alan: You can't choose who you love.