You can’t do this. We’re a danger to ourselves. We’re a family of fire starters, poison...

You can’t do this. We’re a danger to ourselves. We’re a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.

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Phil Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 6 Episode 1: "The Long Honeymoon"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

Don't get me wrong the Dunphys have some great days, we just have some trouble stringing them all together.

Claire

Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.

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