Beck: Don't touch me. That's not sexy. It's repulsive. Sorry, I-
Professor: But you invited me to.
Beck: No. I didn't.
Professor: You flirt brazenly. You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. What do you call that?
Beck: That's crazy.
Professor: If you want to stay on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, cover your tits. Stop the blowjob eyes, and write better. I like you, but clearly, you're overworked. It's only right to release you from the T.A. position.
Beck: No, please.
Professor: Get some rest.


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YOU Season 1 Episode 2: "The Last Nice Guy in New York"
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As you activate your new friend there, I know you think you're deactivating your old one, but here's where you're wrong. Your old phone, which I have, is still logged into the cloud, and that means I'm still logged into you. Sci-fi movies are so wrong. Technology is our friend.

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Today's the day, Beck. It just feels right, right? I'm looking forward to it, and I think, obvious hangover aside, you are too. But I've read people wrong in the past. One day, I'll tell you about Candice. Every red flag I was blind to. How destroyed I was, what can I say? We all have baggage.

Joe Voiceover