Elliot: You need my pregnancy boobs for this one. If I could give up five years to keep these bad boys I would. As long as I had a guarantee I'd live into my eighties.
Denise: Yeah, you should bring that up to God when he grants you your magic boobs.
Elliot: Only in my head it wasn't God, it was a genie.

Elliot Reid, Denise Mahoney
Scrubs Season 9 Episode 7: "Our White Coats"
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Scrubs Season 9 Episode 7 Quotes

Perry: To recap, what is the number one attribute all medical school students share with this skeleton?
Lucy: The hollow area of nothing in the skull?
Perry: Exactly.

Elliot: I would never give birth under a tree, although JD and I did conceive this baby under one. It was a Christmas tree. Not in our house. It was still on the lot. We made a lot of Christians uncomfortable that day.
Lucy: I once got felt up in a pumpkin patch.
Elliot: Don't you just love the holidays?