Michael: You need someone in the middle to facilitate -
Jake: You're just a middleman.
Michael: I'm not just a middleman.
Melissa: Wait, why doesn't the manufacturer just sell the paper directly to people?
Michael: You are describing Office Depot. And they are kind of running us out of business.
Dwight: We have better service than they do!


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Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
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The Office Season 2 Episode 18: "Take Your Daughter To Work Day"
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The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Stanley: That little girl is a child! I don't want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?
Ryan: Yes, I -
Stanley: Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you, if you don't stop sniffing after my child!:
[cut to Ryan]
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

Abby's my fiancée Stacey's daughter. I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look in my computer... actually, I better go check. (runs off)

Kevin