Ted: You slept with one of my best friends.
Robin: What? You said you were okay with that!
Ted: Well I'm not.
Robin: Why didn't you say something at the time?
Ted: Because... I'm still in love with you.
Robin: Do you really want to slap Barney so bad that you would lie about being in love with me?
Ted: I really want to slap him, okay?

Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9: "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
How I Met Your Mother
Related Quotes:
Ted Mosby Quotes, Robin Scherbatsky Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes, HIMYM Quotes
Added by:

How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Ted: Robin, you should get the slap, you're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slaprentice.
Robin: Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy, you're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton.

Robin: You only have one slap left are you sure you want to use it today?
Marshall: I figured life is short, slape diem.