You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men. How do yo...

Judge Snyder: You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men. How do you plead?
Snake: Guilty of being innocent!
(Crowd laughs, Santa's Little Helper growls)


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Snake Jailbird
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20: "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20 Quotes

Bart: Hey Lis, wanna touch Strangles? He's not slimy at all, he's scaly.
Lisa: (After touching the snake) Eww! He is slimy!
Bart: That's because I soaked him in slime!

You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?

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