Judge Snyder: You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men. How do you plead?
Snake: Guilty of being innocent!
(Crowd laughs, Santa's Little Helper growls)


Unrated
Character:
Snake Jailbird
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20: "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
Snake Jailbird Quotes, The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 20 Quotes

Bart: Hey Lis, wanna touch Strangles? He's not slimy at all, he's scaly.
Lisa: (After touching the snake) Eww! He is slimy!
Bart: That's because I soaked him in slime!

You look like you're trying to eat me. Need some help?

Microsoft Paper Clip