You were late the last time. Yeah, but I set the clock ahead a...

J.D.: You were late the last time.
Turk: Yeah, but I set the clock ahead an hour last night so I wouldn't be late.
J.D.: Yeah, but last week I set it back three hours so we could see what it felt like to live in Honolulu.
Turk: Yeah, but then I set the clock ahead five hours so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve for watching porn in the middle of the day.
J.D.: But then I set it back forty-three minutes to 8:08, turned the clock upside-down to see if it looked like the word Bob, which incidentally, it totally does-
Turk: That's true.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Dad: Hey. Kid's back on the jungle gym. Guess your wife backed down.
Dr. Cox: You bet your sweet ass she did.
J.D.'s Narration: Even if it involves a compromise.
(Jack is hanging from the jungle gym, wearing many layers of heavy padding)
Dr. Cox: Hey Jack! Just blink when you want me to get you down. Just give me the old blink-a-rooney. Terrific athlete. I'm thinking 2016 Olympics. Oh God, was that a blink? Excuse me.

Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.

J.D.
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